The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!