the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to sit

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die early.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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To have the power to breathe

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!