The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to like this post

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!