The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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hello

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The power to swim on land.

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lol

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to misspell

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!