The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to have a V8

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to die

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!