The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!