The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!