The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to waste money

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!