The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to misspell

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!