- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to lock open doors

The power to break a Nokia

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to touch your toes

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to take edible shits.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

Pointless Super Powers