- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in mouth.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to resurrect dead insects

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to have pointless superpowers

Power to freeze ice.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

Pointless Super Powers