The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!