The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to poo.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!