The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to get married

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!