- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to sit

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to have an ability.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The ability to count to potato

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Pointless Super Powers