- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to randomly die at any moment

power to have no power at all

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to be super jewish

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Pointless Super Powers