The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to start time.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of being pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!