the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power of fart helium

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!