The power of being pointless

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!