The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to die.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see through glass

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!