- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to release the bogus

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to be asleep while in bed

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers