The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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power to age faster

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The power to close your nose

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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to zap people but only yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!