the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!