- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Being a freemason

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to lock open doors

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to grow more genitals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!