the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to die.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!