Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power of learning

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to change your weight

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!