The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!