The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to become black!

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!