- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to beathe

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the power to jerk off

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

Pointless Super Powers