the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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shit and piss at the same time

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!