The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to write only the letter R

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!