- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to count to infinity.

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

Pointless Super Powers