The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!