The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to plank

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!