The power to take a s*** on people

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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hello

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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Acid tears.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!