- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the ability to talk to humans

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to become black!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers