The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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yo mama

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to troll.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!