the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to walk through air.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to not do it.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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to do nothing

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!