- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

the ability to look into your brain

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to make lipstick fly

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to cum out of your finger tips

i love to make shit brix

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to read this sentence

Liam Brudenell

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

Pointless Super Powers