- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to become black!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to die

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Liam Brudenell

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

Pointless Super Powers