The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to become black!

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!