The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!