the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to not care.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!