- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have gravity.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to smell colors

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Pointless Super Powers