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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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The power to not care.
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Having a 5 second eidetic memory
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The power to shape-shift only into a human
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..
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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.
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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order
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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....
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The ability to count to potato
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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The power to control yourself
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The power to transform into baby food.
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to do nothing
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!