the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to even

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!