- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to become translucent

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to release the bogus

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Pointless Super Powers