the power to know when a politician is lying

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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lol

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!