- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the ability to look into your brain

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see through windows

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Pointless Super Powers