The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!