The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!