the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to die at will

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!