The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!