The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to walk on land.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!