- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

the ability to post here

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

A good Kisser

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to not care.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

Pointless Super Powers