- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

yo mama

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to like any show

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

shit and piss at the same time

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

Pointless Super Powers