The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!