- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

yo mama

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers