the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to become demented

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!