The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!