The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!