The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!