The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!