The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to be super ugly

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!