to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!