The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!