- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to eat people :D

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to get up from the couch.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to see through windows

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Pointless Super Powers