The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power of fart helium

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to see the past.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!