- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to have a power

The power to not have a brain!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to pee while standing up

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be powerless

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of self mind control

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

Pointless Super Powers